But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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