ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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