This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
They have beer where we have blood.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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