I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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