You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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