why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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