I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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