She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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