Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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