did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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