when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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