Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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