Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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