Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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