There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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