If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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