she smelled like a LAN party
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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