No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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