I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
