i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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