Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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