I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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