She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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