dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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