Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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