ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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