Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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