I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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