Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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