You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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