I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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