Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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