he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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