it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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