oh god the rape fog is back!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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