Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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