Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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