I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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