I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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