Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She announced her abortion via fbk
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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