for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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