apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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