Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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