her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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