So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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