you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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