I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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