Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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