Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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