i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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